Power Rangers VS Gravity

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Just For Fun

With the Power Rangers Movie Reboot from Lionsgate coming up, I decided to post what kind of fighting I would like to see in the movie.

For the Ranger Fights, I would like to see a mix between Kamen Rider and The Raid.

For the Zord fights, do you even need to ask?

Bandora's Plan in ZyuRanger Episode 26: Watch Your Snowcone

Now, for the first chunk of this episode, Bandora's plan was fairly solid: Brainwash two Zyurangers and turn them evil and while they are running around wrecking things, send Boogaranan/Terror Toad down to eat the other three. However, I noticed a simple touch that could have practically guaranteed victory for her.
While 'Punked Out' Mei and Dan didn't care one lick for justice or any of the things that the Zyuranger's stood for, just causing trouble. So, it would have been a simple matter for Bandora to recruit them. Grab them up while the Zyurangers and Barza are busy with the monster and grabbing the plant respectively, and tell them to fight for evil. Odds are good that they would have agreed and now you have two ZyuRangers who have converted to evil, three in the toad's belly and only Burai remaining but he can't be on patrol 24/7, he has to stay in his time lapse room or his life candle will burn up.
So if Burai goes to fight the Toad, she could then send down Evil Dan and Mei to back him up. Burai is strong and a real badass, but I don't see him beating all three  opponents especially if he doesn't want to hurt his friends and he doesn't know about the Toad's throat weakness.So, Burai goes down and is swallowed. Four Zyurangers down and two on your side. At this point, the only one left would be Barza and Bandora can take him down in no time.
If nothing else, Bandora could double cross evil Dan and Mei and feed them to the Toad to end the Zyuranger's once and for all. Or keep them on and use their Guardian Beasts/Zords to cause destruction.
Either way, Bandora wins.

Just a thought I had.

FALCON PUNCH!

Harry jumped the gun

So, ASM2 Electric Boogaloo has been out for awhile now and while I enjoyed it, I gotta say, it does have some issues. Namely, Harry's fall to evil.
Now, Raimi-Harry spiraled into evil but it makes sense, he thought Spidey killed his dad, as in the comics. The real villain in that version is the butler. Screw that dude.
So, in ASM2, we find out that Norman is a frail old man and he's dying from what I'm calling
'The Goblin Virus' due to this, his skin is green, his nails are long and gnarly, and he's dying. I mentioned that right? Anyway, he tells Harry that the 'Goblin Virus' is genetic and even with his insane amount of money and resources, he couldn't cure it but it still took years and years to kill him. In Harry, it's just starting to manifest. Harry panics, but, if he paused to think about it, he would have realized that he had a lifetime to figure this out. Instead of rushing Peter/Spidey and jumping at them, he could have sat down and talked with them and paid scientists around the world to experimet with his blood and spider blood until they figured out how to cure him.
Now, the Execs kicking him out would have bee a problem, but with this scenario, he could either ask Spidey for help dealing with them or just hire Electro again.
Either way, Gwen lives, Peter asks to use Oscorp resources to find out what happened to his parents and shows Harry the video his father left him, and Harry realizes he can relax and let the army of scientists he can hire to deal with it.

But instead, he panicked, jumped the gun, and now Gwen's dead. Smooooth Harry.

Rant on Joker Blogs

The Joker Blogs are actually kind of stupid, IMO.

Here me out on this.

Now, DO NOT get me wrong. The acting is amazing, the makeup superb, what they have done with no budget? Extraordinary.

But...the plot is bad.

I mean, interviewing Joker to find out what makes him tick? Fine, down with that.

But...througout the story, Joker casually walks around the Asylum with no problem, leaves 'gifts' in peoples offices and more than once, brutally kills somebody and leaves their remains. Not only that, but they have video evidence! In story, all of the recordings are put up on YouTube. So, confronted with all of this, what do they do? KEEP FILMING! DERP!
No, okay? No. If this takes place in the 'realistic' Nolan-Verse, Joker would have been beaten to shit by the guards and locked up like Hannibal Lector at the very least.
But nope, nothing ever happens to Joker. That and Harley, like a dumbass, continues to share her private information with Joker.

Eventually, Joker escapes and, still with video evidence, goes on a spree of kidnapping, torture and murder plus blowing up a house.

Now, keep in mind, all of the video evidence of his interviews are online. Harley knew about them and it's likely everybody else did too. So, going by that, shouldn't the fucking police have known about them? Why the hell wasn't there security at Harley's wedding or a stakeout or even a police sniper in case Joker came by? Oh, not to mention, Joker flat out KILLS SEVERAL MORE POLICEMEN HE HAPPENS TO RUN INTO DURING THIS!

He barges into Harley's wedding, kills more people and then Batman FINALLY shows up to deal with him.
Goes about as well as you can expect and Batman gets owned by Harley.

SO. with ALL of this evidence laying around, dozens of witnesses, all of the crap he pulled in Dark Knight plus the fact that Asylum is clearly staffed by dumbasses who cant hold him, you would think Joker would finally get the death penalty right? NOPE!

They lock him up in the Asylum again. That's it. That's all that happens. Oh, they pay lip service to it and finally put him in a secure cell like they should have from the very beginning with a couple beatings from guards, but no major punishment.

F-ing morons.

I'm sorry, but with all that Joker has done, if this remotely realistic, clown boy would have been given the Death Penalty without a second thought.

Next season even increases the stupid! A pair of moron guards see a bum walk up to them and Joker and he offers Joker cake and a fork. Instead of pulling a gun on him and telling him to piss off, they hang out with him and let him pass Joker a fork that he uses to escape. Plus, at any point of the prior mentioned beatings, they could have easily  kneecapped him. But, that would require intelligence.

Next, with an unarmed Joker and unarmed prisoners running around, none of the moron guards think to use a gun and just run around screaming.

Furthermore, Batman FINALLY shows up after a whole lot more death has happened. How does he get in? He disguises himself as a mob boss, allows Phantasm to stab him in the back, fakes his death for a long time, finally gets up and takes off his disguise and walks around....with a SKI MASK ON! Not his cowl, a SKI MASK. Yeah, that'll protect your identity. I thought you were supposed to be a ninja?

So yeah, that's Joker Blogs: Where everyone except Joker is a colossal moron.

Loki killed 80 people? WHEN?

So, when did this happen in the movie? We see Loki take out a couple of SHIELD mooks at the beginning and brainwash a couple others, but then he leaves. If you mean blowing up the facility, that one was on Fury. We never see Loki go on this mass killing spree at all.
Next we see him after his escape, he's chilling with his minions and making an evil plan. He stabs the eye out of one more guy and blows up a car and is then captured.
He killed people, yes, but nowhere near 80. Furthermore, if he did this offscreen and SHIELD somehow knew it was him....why not go get him instead of waiting for his big appearance at Germany?
Also, how casual the characters are about it. Black Widow talks as if she barely cares, the others don't address it at all and Thor's reaction is to crack a joke. Which is...dude, it's 80 PEOPLE! I know Marvel Movies are all comedies but still...at least have the heroes address this instead of cracking a joke about it and then dropping it completely for more jokes.
I mean, dude, even without the city attack and mass killings from the Chitauri, that is a huge kill count.
Next movie? Loki is plucky comedy relief and it's barely addressed aside from a slap by Jane and a bit of prison time.

I just find the line pointless, is all.