Thursday, March 20, 2014
Rant on Joker Blogs
The Joker Blogs are actually kind of stupid, IMO.
Here me out on this.
Now, DO NOT get me wrong. The acting is amazing, the makeup superb, what they have done with no budget? Extraordinary.
But...the plot is bad.
I mean, interviewing Joker to find out what makes him tick? Fine, down with that.
But...througout the story, Joker casually walks around the Asylum with no problem, leaves 'gifts' in peoples offices and more than once, brutally kills somebody and leaves their remains. Not only that, but they have video evidence! In story, all of the recordings are put up on YouTube. So, confronted with all of this, what do they do? KEEP FILMING! DERP!
No, okay? No. If this takes place in the 'realistic' Nolan-Verse, Joker would have been beaten to shit by the guards and locked up like Hannibal Lector at the very least.
But nope, nothing ever happens to Joker. That and Harley, like a dumbass, continues to share her private information with Joker.
Eventually, Joker escapes and, still with video evidence, goes on a spree of kidnapping, torture and murder plus blowing up a house.
Now, keep in mind, all of the video evidence of his interviews are online. Harley knew about them and it's likely everybody else did too. So, going by that, shouldn't the fucking police have known about them? Why the hell wasn't there security at Harley's wedding or a stakeout or even a police sniper in case Joker came by? Oh, not to mention, Joker flat out KILLS SEVERAL MORE POLICEMEN HE HAPPENS TO RUN INTO DURING THIS!
He barges into Harley's wedding, kills more people and then Batman FINALLY shows up to deal with him.
Goes about as well as you can expect and Batman gets owned by Harley.
SO. with ALL of this evidence laying around, dozens of witnesses, all of the crap he pulled in Dark Knight plus the fact that Asylum is clearly staffed by dumbasses who cant hold him, you would think Joker would finally get the death penalty right? NOPE!
They lock him up in the Asylum again. That's it. That's all that happens. Oh, they pay lip service to it and finally put him in a secure cell like they should have from the very beginning with a couple beatings from guards, but no major punishment.
F-ing morons.
I'm sorry, but with all that Joker has done, if this remotely realistic, clown boy would have been given the Death Penalty without a second thought.
Next season even increases the stupid! A pair of moron guards see a bum walk up to them and Joker and he offers Joker cake and a fork. Instead of pulling a gun on him and telling him to piss off, they hang out with him and let him pass Joker a fork that he uses to escape. Plus, at any point of the prior mentioned beatings, they could have easily kneecapped him. But, that would require intelligence.
Next, with an unarmed Joker and unarmed prisoners running around, none of the moron guards think to use a gun and just run around screaming.
Furthermore, Batman FINALLY shows up after a whole lot more death has happened. How does he get in? He disguises himself as a mob boss, allows Phantasm to stab him in the back, fakes his death for a long time, finally gets up and takes off his disguise and walks around....with a SKI MASK ON! Not his cowl, a SKI MASK. Yeah, that'll protect your identity. I thought you were supposed to be a ninja?
So yeah, that's Joker Blogs: Where everyone except Joker is a colossal moron.
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